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  I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out

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  seek help.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.

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• (510): View more from California

  Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor

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• (585): View more from New York

  You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.

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