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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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• (818): View more from California

  I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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  hello competition

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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• (760): View more from California

  Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?

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  The other one.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...

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