Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes

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(559): View more from California

You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

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(850): View more from Florida

So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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(586): View more from Michigan

He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.

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