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(602): View more from Arizona

you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

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(602): you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies! http://tfl.nu/o9rd

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.

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(615): Tell your boobs to stop staring at me. http://tfl.nu/zl8p

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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(860): I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen http://tfl.nu/pyhr

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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(662): I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics http://tfl.nu/lc06

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(541): View more from Oregon

New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.

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(541): New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss. http://tfl.nu/x43e

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(646): View more from New York

I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.

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(646): I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot. http://tfl.nu/r2lr

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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(303): Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos. http://tfl.nu/cmhg

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.

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(203): She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call. http://tfl.nu/e0jl

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(859): View more from Kentucky

This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...

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(859): This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk... http://tfl.nu/39pj

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.

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(774): Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep. http://tfl.nu/pcyk

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(239): View more from Florida

I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!

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(239): I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you! http://tfl.nu/6j2k

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(901): View more from Tennessee

"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.

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You have found the Promised Land of friend zones

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(901): "It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome. (1-901): You have found the Promised Land of friend zones http://tfl.nu/0f4w

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep

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(774): I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep http://tfl.nu/07gg

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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.

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(570): I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/gcag

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(727): View more from Florida

My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.

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(727): My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult. http://tfl.nu/3wr7

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