You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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