some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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