I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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