I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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