I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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