i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Michael Bay diarrhea
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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