wanna go halves on a baby?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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