So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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