Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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