That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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