So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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