and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
is it fun? or sober?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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