why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
