You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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