hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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