which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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