I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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