Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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