Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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