how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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