So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
