I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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