He is an equal opportunity slut.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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