Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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