he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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