I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It's just like the Real World with babies
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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