i just google imaged poop.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Green mimosas i think yes
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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