If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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