I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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