North Korea, Best Korea!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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