yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.