awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you