I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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