I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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