We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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