need another drink. this is the easiest way
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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