plz talk dirty to me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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