Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We got so high we made milksteak
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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