I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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