whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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