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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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