that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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