I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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