I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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