I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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