I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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