I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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