Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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