Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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