But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You were trust falling into bushes
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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