Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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