Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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